Here at the doyouinverts we treat all our fans with as much respect and love as we can (all four of you), so imagine our shock when yesterday on Twitter doyouinverts mega-fan EvilNinjaPhil happened to mention in passing "Your music is ace, despite what the wife says".
After further enquiry it appears the EvilNinjaPhil had been willing to just let this slide - pointing out that his wife loves Westlife and Pink - and not to take this in any way personally.
Well, here at the doyouinverts our mission statement is to broaden our fanbase in the same way the Wii has broadened the gaming demographic AS WELL as to take everything personally.
A quick 20 minute visit to the studio, and EvilNinjaPhil THIS is what we came up with, and we hope it helps. Even if she hates the music, then hopefully pointing out all my good points can help swing things in your favour. If she won't listen, perhaps you could print the lyrics out below and sellotape them to the fridge?
If any other fans need any personal assistance, then let me know.
Oh EvilNinjaPhil's wife
I want you to love me, but try as I might
You find my songs lacking in tone
And a rift has developed in the Ninja Phil home
So I decided to convince you in song
Stop this mp3 now, if I'm wrong
I'm appealing to your femininity
And hoping you'll listen to my heartfelt plea
I've only got a handful of fans
It's important that I keep every one
So all I ask is you hear me out
Perhaps you too can become a fan devout
I'm sensitive and tender
I'd never go out all night on a drink fuelled bender
I can cook, and clean and iron trousers
I love the smell of freshly cut flowers
I love animals and Mamma Mia
Barcardi breezers and Tia Maria
I donate to charity and help the homeless
I put the toilet seat down and don't make a mess
I cry whenever they show Lassie
Drinking beer never leaves me gassy
I'm clean shaven and well behaved
Is this a relationship that can be saved?
Oh Evil Ninja Phil's wife
I can sing in 'Oirish if you'd like
Just like those lovely boys from Westlife
I could be secretly gay,
If you'd just say
That you think the doyouinverts are alright
Oh Evil Ninja Phil's Wife
Singing out of tune songs badly is my life
Another similarity between me and Westlife
I'm trying hard
To appeal across the board
Please don't give your husband strife
Saturday, 31 January 2009
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4 comments:
As the EvilNinjaPhil I wholeheartedly endorse this song.
The list is now as follows:
Best Moments of My Life
1) Paying for a pint with a £10 and getting change for a £20
2) Listening to this song (sorry, but that first one is tough to beat)
3) The birth of my son.
God bless The Doyouinverts!
But EvilNinjaPhil! What does your wife think of it? :)
I like the melody, catchy, hehe :)
Gold!
Looking forward to hearing of the Mrs EvilNinjaPhil reaction.
So if I say I don't like you you'll write a song for me too?
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