Tuesday, 23 June 2009

New Track: "Goodbye Gordon"

New Track: "Goodbye Gordon"
From the new EP: "One Year Launch Window"
Download: HERE
Played on One Life Left Season 5 - Episode 98
Lyrics and music: the doyouinverts
Guest piano and arguments about lyrics: Adonis Smythe













We're back (yay!), and easing ourselves into the doyouinverts hit routine with a traditional little guitar and piano number titled "Goodbye Gordon".

This one is about the most dysfunctional relationship in PC gaming....

If you want to sing along the lyrics are HERE

Thursday, 12 March 2009

New Track: "Fingers Turned Into Fists"

New Track: "Fingers Turned Into Fists"
Download: HERE
Played on One Life Left Season 4 - Episode 96
Co-written by Mathew Kumar (lyrics/vocals) and the doyouinverts (music)













Mathew, who has appeared on One Life Left this season with the excellent "Best Worst Game You've Never Played" feature joins forces with the doyouinverts for this dark look at the diminishing role video game arcades now play in our lives. Ste Curran called this "the best thing the doyouinverts have ever done" before playing it on OLL, and he's right.

Many thanks to Mathew for the lyrics, and perhaps at some future date we may collaborate again....

Lyrics available at the lyrics site HERE

Tuesday, 24 February 2009

New Track: "Plays Forever"

New Track: "Plays Forever"
Download: HERE
Features on upcoming EP "Super Mutant Has A Crippled Head"
Co-written by Adonis Smythe

Not much to say about this one, as the content speaks for itself.

We all have friends that we used to spend many happy hours gaming with, who have now "moved on". This song is about that moment, as well as the inevitable terrible consequences faced by chumps who decide to give up on playing videogames...

Sunday, 22 February 2009

Total Awesomeness

This is absolutely awesome. Big thanks to EvilNinjaPhil for an amazing video.

Saturday, 31 January 2009

A Plea To EvilNinjaPhil's Wife

Here at the doyouinverts we treat all our fans with as much respect and love as we can (all four of you), so imagine our shock when yesterday on Twitter doyouinverts mega-fan EvilNinjaPhil happened to mention in passing "Your music is ace, despite what the wife says".

After further enquiry it appears the EvilNinjaPhil had been willing to just let this slide - pointing out that his wife loves Westlife and Pink - and not to take this in any way personally.

Well, here at the doyouinverts our mission statement is to broaden our fanbase in the same way the Wii has broadened the gaming demographic AS WELL as to take everything personally.

A quick 20 minute visit to the studio, and EvilNinjaPhil THIS is what we came up with, and we hope it helps. Even if she hates the music, then hopefully pointing out all my good points can help swing things in your favour. If she won't listen, perhaps you could print the lyrics out below and sellotape them to the fridge?

If any other fans need any personal assistance, then let me know.

Oh EvilNinjaPhil's wife
I want you to love me, but try as I might
You find my songs lacking in tone
And a rift has developed in the Ninja Phil home

So I decided to convince you in song
Stop this mp3 now, if I'm wrong
I'm appealing to your femininity
And hoping you'll listen to my heartfelt plea

I've only got a handful of fans
It's important that I keep every one
So all I ask is you hear me out
Perhaps you too can become a fan devout

I'm sensitive and tender
I'd never go out all night on a drink fuelled bender
I can cook, and clean and iron trousers
I love the smell of freshly cut flowers

I love animals and Mamma Mia
Barcardi breezers and Tia Maria
I donate to charity and help the homeless
I put the toilet seat down and don't make a mess

I cry whenever they show Lassie
Drinking beer never leaves me gassy
I'm clean shaven and well behaved
Is this a relationship that can be saved?

Oh Evil Ninja Phil's wife
I can sing in 'Oirish if you'd like
Just like those lovely boys from Westlife
I could be secretly gay,
If you'd just say
That you think the doyouinverts are alright

Oh Evil Ninja Phil's Wife
Singing out of tune songs badly is my life
Another similarity between me and Westlife
I'm trying hard
To appeal across the board
Please don't give your husband strife

Thursday, 29 January 2009

New Track/Classsixxx Traxxxx - "Gold Membership 2009"

New/Old Track: "Gold Membership 2009"
Download: HERE
Features on upcoming EP "Super Mutant Has A Crippled Head"

Long suffering fans of the doyouinverts will know that we made our first bid for Internet fame by appearing in the letters section of One Life Left, with a hastily produced song called Gold Membership. The original track was packed full of rude words and it took some canny editing from Ste to make it literally broadcastable. Thankfully, the bleeped sections formed part of an amusing game of "guess the swears" that lasted for at least 2 extra podcasts, and resulted in Ann being bombarded with rude e-mails.

The rest, as they say, is history.

As part of the Classssixxxxxx Traxxxxx feature, here on the doyouinverts blog, I thought it would be a good idea to revisit the song, tidy it up a little, remove the swears (well, the bad swears) and repost it in a 2009 version. Warning: still contains one mild swear.

Lyrics have also been added to the doyouinverts lyrics webpage - HERE. You'll probably need them, as this song was originally written before I began making sure every second syllable I sung started with a barked consonant....

If you have enjoyed the doyouinverts today, tell your friends and also follow us on current-Internet-fad-of-the-moment Twitter for all sorts of "exciting" updates.

Sunday, 25 January 2009

New Track: "Akihabara Above"

New Track: "Akihabara Above"
Features on upcoming EP "Super Mutant Has A Crippled Head"
Download: HERE
Played: TBC














So, a new song as promised.

In this musical offering the doyouinverts examine the topic of game importing - the thrill of getting a new game through the post from playasia, and the inevitable moment 3 months later when you decide to sell it on to fund further purchases.

I was originally going to do the entire song with just a Koto, but bottled it at the last minute, so here's a jaunty number with saxophones instead.

(Click the link somewhere on the right to visit the doyouinverts lyrics archive/FAQ, and feel free to sing along).